It looks like Bush Twin Jenna (the one unfortunately resembling her father) has gotten engaged to a Mr. Henry Hager of Virginia. He seems to have all the right attributes for a Bushit in-law: son of the Virginia Rethuglican Party chairman, working on a masters degree in "bidness" at UVA, used to work for Karl Rove, had a. . . .uh, wait. Used to work for Karl Rove? So Dumbya says goodbye to Turdblossom at the end of August, but says "howdy" to a young Rove clone who's going to join the family political "business" one day. Slime is in their DNA.
(photo: Jenna frolicking with sister Barbara at, of course, a frat party)
