"Psst, Junior. Make him say 'I resign', OK?"
Alberto "Fredo" Gone-zales has resigned as Attorney General, effective September 17. In his brief remarks this morning, Fredo thanked the Preznit for his "friendship", without which he wouldn't have likely perjured himself and politicized the Justice Department. Fredo, the Preznit's nickname for him based on the inept son in the Godfather films, will still face questioning and possible perjury charges stemming from several appearances before Congressional committees. Expect a full pardon from Dumbya if any criminal charges are brought, continuing the stonewalling that the Bush Assministration is famous for.
Champagne corks will definitely be popping at the Justice Department, where Fredo was widely despised for his blatant attempts to politicize the justice system.
