Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Rethugs Head for the Exits


Following the exit of Turdblossom from the White House, more Rethug pols have decided they've had enough. Tub o' goo Dennis Hastert, former House speaker, is expected to announce his retirement Friday. Fellow Illinois Rethug Ray LaHood announced his retirement a few weeks ago. Oh, and same goes for Ohio Rethugs Deborah Pryce and Ralph Regula, future California cons Jerry Lewis and John Doolittle, and Rick Renzi. Hastert, who resembles someone who literally fell into the pork barrel and decided to stay until the entire content was consumed, represents a district that has drifted Democratic in recent years and will certainly be targeted for pick-up in 2008.

Don't let the screen door hit ya where the dog should've bit ya!