Monday, August 13, 2007

Straw Men


Another sign that the Rebunglecan "brand" is going to be a stinker in '08: Saturday's Iowa straw poll managed to attract 30% fewer participants than the 2000 poll. The underwhelming response to the crop of crap that is the Rebunglecan field (roughly 25% of Rebunglecan voters want "none of the above" in poll after poll) is ominous for this party of hypocritical fudgepackers, liars, crooks, cowards, and incompetents. Mitt "Muff/Mousse/Mutt" Romney, "the only candidate named after a glove" (Jon Stewart), "won" the poll, paying over $800 per vote cast for him. I guess you can buy some peoples' love. Tommy Thompson, who finished in sixth place, announced he's dropping out, prompting the response, "Who's Tommy Thompson?"