Clue: He's Alive and He's Not In Iraq

Six years after the horrific attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, bin Laden remains free, much to the shame of the incompetent Bush Assmininstration and much to the regret of every American. After the initial tough talk ("wanted dead or alive"), the Assministration has since attempted to cover for their failure to capture or kill bin Laden and his high command by minimizing his importance. White House homeland security advisor Fran Townsend went so far the other day to call bin Laden "impotent" in his ability to direct terror attacks. In the real world, counter terrorist experts maintain that al Qaeda is at it's stongest point since 9/11. They operate from a safe haven in the Pakistani/Afghan frontier and are drawing new recuits worldwide to their jihad, thanks to Dumbya's continued blundering in Iraq. So far it's bin Laden 1, Dumbya 0.