Sunday, October 21, 2007

The Holy Rollers' Poll

The so-called "Values Voters" (actually the theocratic front for the Rethugs) held a revival in Washington over the last few days, and the Rethug candidates for President came to troll for support. Who did the voters value? A straw poll of the faithful shows that Willard "Slick" Romney was the slight favorite at 27.6% over Mike "Hick" Huckabee at 27.1%. Rudy Tooty? Johnny Walnuts? Foghorn Leghorn? They finished well down in the pack, with Rudy Tooty and Walnuts getting under 2% from America's Taliban.

So the dream theocratic ticket in 2008 would be Slick and Hick?

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