Rethugs Set for Debate on Who Will Lose by Smallest Margin

As the post-middle-age crop of white men who are the Rethug presidential candidates gather for tomorrow's "debate," which is only notable because it will be Huckleberry Fred's debut, Hackwhackers has a bold prediction: the name Clinton will be spoken at least 10 times more than the name Bush. Rudy Toot Toody is already running against Hillary like he won the nomination; expect the other Rethugs to try to get the juices going in the die-hard base by getting on the Hillary-bashing bus, too. Meanwhile, nominee-in-his-own-mind Rudy Toot Toody would have a hard time carrying one precinct in his home town, according to Michael Goodwin in the NY Daily News.
Pictured above: recommended annual prostate exam for Rethug presidential candidates.