We take a break for a moment in our tireless search for the tawdry, the hypocritical and the reactionary, to offer congratulations to the University of Michigan and its new head football coach -- Rich Rodriguez. Rodriguez, late of West Virginia University, is a highly-regarded coach who, it is hoped by Wolverine fans, will inject new energy into the storied program. (Condolences in advance to my brother Hackwhacker and his children for the many losses Wisconsin will sustain over the course of Rodriguez' tenure!)
