Saturday, December 15, 2007

Porno 'Stache Bolton: Climatologist, or Something


Former (thankfully) U.N. representative John "Porno 'Stache" Bolton isn't a climatologist, although he plays one on TV. In a recent Fux News interview, Porno 'Stache declared that Al Gore was "isolated" for saying that the U.S. was the "primary obstacle to progress" in the UN's Bali Climate Change Summit. Climate change is all crapola anyway, according to this self-designated climate expert.

Wellllll now, 'Stache, it seems as though the U.S. representative agreed with Al Gore, so the U.S. will be engaged in negotiations to set carbon dioxide emissions standards after all. One emission they may want to curb off the bat is Porno 'Stache's verbal bloviations that add nothing but CO2 and other fumes to the atmosphere.

(photo: Porno 'Stache points to his CO2-emitting pie hole)