Monday, December 10, 2007

The War on Christmas, Pacific Front


Someone alert Fux News! Call Wild Bill Donahue! Dig up Douglas MacArthur! This calls for an on-site report from "Loofah Bill" O'Reilly! (He could also use his time there to do an in-depth report on underage Filipino sex factories, a topic near to his heart-- if his heart is located near his pelvis.) Who knew that secular progressives had invaded the Philippines?!

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