Friday, January 18, 2008

RUDY! 9-11!

LOSER!

America's Mayor of 9-11, Rudy Toot Tooty, is slipping badly in the polls, as his brilliant strategy of focusing on a third or fourth place finish in Florida doesn't seem to be taking hold nationwide. Also, it seems that the more Rudy Toot campaigns, the lower his polls go. Hmmmm, wonder why?