Willard "Flip/Mousse/Muff" Romney is reported to be suspending his campaign today, effectively ceding the Rethug nomination to arch-rival Walnuts McCain. That muffled cheer you heard earlier was the sound of Willard's five enlistment-eligible sons rejoicing that a part of their inheritance was still intact.
Most inauthentic sentiment from the most inauthentic candidate: ". . because I love America. . .I feel I now have to stand aside. . ." Puhleeze, Flip. You're out because you were beaten like a rented mule. Voters picked up on your essential phoniness.
We're going to miss you, Flip! Mousse! Muff! Whatever or whoever you were!
