Monday, February 18, 2008

Poppy Endorses Walnuts!


In a show of geriatric solidarity, former President George Herbert Walker "Read My Lips" Bush today endorsed fellow sepulchral Rethug Walnuts McCain. As endorsements go, this one could have a real downside since Poppy is rightly viewed as the ultimate establishment Rethug who betrayed conservative principles by going back on a certain pledge ("Read my lips, no new taxes"). And who appointed a certain Supreme Court justice (liberal David Souter). Not the kind of move likely to persuade the likes of Limpballs, (M)Ann, or Glenn "'Roids Afire" Beck that Walnuts is in tune with the crazy music playing in their heads.

(Photo: Poppy about to dig some Mantovani. STR/AFP/Getty Images)

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