Former Rethug Presidential hopeful Rudi "Tooty" Giuliani has a new business: he's offering Rethug politicians the opportunity to hear him speak - - for a fee, because he needs to reduce his campaign debt.
We think we know what the gist of his speeches will be: a noun, a verb, and "9/11," maybe interrupted by a call on his cell phone from wife Judi. Worked so well before. . . .
