In an interview with CNN, Sen. John McStraightTalk stated that "I know how to catch bin Laden." Well, if you do, why keep our intelligence and military forces in the dark, McJamesBond? We're sure they'd love to hear your ideas ("first, I'd dress like one of those A-rabs and infiltrate their harems. . .uh wait, lemme think about that")
So if McStraightTalk knows how to catch bin Laden, but doesn't want to get specific, is he more interested in winning an election than in protecting U.S. citizens and in capturing the world's worst terrorist?
