So Long, Pardner

It's well known that Dumbya bought the Crawford, TX ranch right around the time that he first ran for President in 2000. A Ronnie-like ranch, where Dumbya could be photo-opped clearing brush and performing other manly chores, was thought to be the ticket for getting the mainstream media to buy into the fiction of Kennebunkport Chimpy as a regular guy that you could have a beer with. It worked.

Now, however, with Dumbya counting down his remaining days as Preznit, the Crawford ranch is expendable as a backdrop. It looks like he's planning on his twilight years being spent in the more urban environment of Dallas.