Federal and State officials arrested evangelist Tony "Baloney" Alamo in Flagstaff,
AZ, after a two year investigation into child pornography allegations that Alamo and his ministry transported children across state lines for sexual purposes. After his arrest, Baloney claimed innocence and compared himself to Jesus, saying, "Why were they after Jesus?" Well, Baloney, it certainly wasn't for the same reason they came after you. Looks like another pious pervert may be heading to the slammer.
