Monday, November 3, 2008

Fearless Forecast!

After close consultation with our polling firms and independent analysis of our own internal numbers, Hackwhackers is ready to make this fearless forecast for tomorrow's election:

Obama/Biden: 364 electoral votes

McSleazy/You Betcha: 174 electoral votes

Newsworthy notes:

Obama carries most of the "tossup" states (VA, MO, NC, FL, OH) but misses carrying Indiana and Montana by less than 2% (BFD).

The networks will call the election by 10:30 p.m. EST.

Noted Rethugs going down: Rep. Michelle "I See Anti-Americans" Bachmann; Sen. Elizabeth "Niagara" Dole; Sen. "Norm" (Short for "Normally I'm a Republican, Except When I'm Up for Reelection") Coleman; Sen. John "Boo-Hoo" Sununu.

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