Sunday, December 7, 2008

Hucksterbee's Deep Thought


Former Governor and Rethug presidential hopeful Mike "Hucksterbee" said recently on the "Manatee" & Colmes show on the Fux Channel that the Rethuglican Party needs to "move away from the mushy middle" and become more conservative.

Yes, we agree a move much further to the right than, say, Gov. Winky You Betcha's wingnuttery is in order. That will certainly attract those mushy centrists and wavering Reagan Democrats that went for Obama. Maybe proposing a monarchy would work. Next perhaps Hucksterbee will recommend that the Rethuglicans adopt a standard uniform and salute (brown shirts, and an arm extended/palm down as a way of saying "hello there"?).

Go for it, Gov!

(photo: Fingers together, arm stiff; now, let's try again Governor)

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