Via Think Progress, we see that Preznit Dumbya is thinking about giving a farewell address, but doesn't want it to be "a real emotional goodbye." He wants to "leave behind some lessons learned."
Let's help Dumbya out. The major lesson America learned? Never elect a smug, arrogant, incurious, incompetent frat boy as your President. And the main emotion that the vast majority of Americans will have when he leaves? Joy.
