With apologies to Prince's "1999", we have a new Republican Party song. So...hit-tit!
"(We'll Run the Party Like It's) 1929"
We was sleepin' when we wrote this
So "F___ off" as Dead Eye Dick'd say
But on eleven-four-o-eight
Coulda sworn it was judgment day
The sky was all blue
There were bailouts flyin' everywhere
Tryin' 2 hold off the destruction
U know we didn't even care
Cuz they say two thousand zero eight party over
Oops out of time
So now we'll run the party like it's 1929!
We wuz sleepin' in the Congress
So sue us if we don't go 2 fast
But obstruction is our tactic
And depressions weren't meant to last
Collapse is all around us
Leader Rush says we have to fight
So if we gotta die
We're dyin' with Rush all right
Cuz they say two thousand zero eight party over
Oops out of time
So now we'll run the party like it's 1929!
(Photo: Rethug free market avatar Hoobert Heever)
