Friday, March 27, 2009

Please Answer Our Prayer


Just before her debate with Joe Biden, Gov. Winky You Betcha says that she wanted to hold hands in prayer with campaign aides, but said there was "nobody I could find that I wanted to hold hands with and pray." Hmmm, now we know why Winky lost the debate: not because of her simple ignorance, her inappropriate body language, and folksy inanities. It was because she couldn't find anyone she wanted to pray with.

Well, Gov. Winky, we'll say a prayer here at Hackwhackers. "Lord, please keep Gov. Winky around making idiotic statments. Amen."

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