We've seen reports that Playboy geriatric Hugh "Senior Discount" Hefner, 83, wants his 29 year-old playmate, Holly "Show Me The Money" Madison back in his loving, but feeble, arms. Calling her the "love of his life" (and what buxom blonde hasn't been?), the elderly horndog wants to rekindle his relationship with Ms. "Money" but apparently she's having none of it. Come on, Senior Discount, give it up. . .you have hemorrhoids older than she is!
(photo: Um, Hef, you need to change into street clothes when you leave your home; jammies ain't appropriate. And the aviator glasses? Mfffp. Who do you think you are, Brad Pitt?)
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