According to CNN, Alaska Gov. Winky You Betcha has signed a book deal worth several million dollars to tell her "unfiltered" story. This should be amusing. Large print, under 100 pages, lots of pictures, lots of fiction. Maybe she'll disclose a secret crush on Joe (not his real name) the Plumber (not a real plumber).
Winky said, "It will be nice to put my journalism degree to work on this, and get to tell my story..." [snicker] Like we said, this should be amusing. We suggest as a proposed title for Winky's book: "I Already Spent The Advance For This Book At Nieman Marcus."
(illustration by Zina Saunders)
