Bye Bye, Bernie

Good news that $65 billion Ponzi schemer Bernie "I Made Off With Your Savings" Madoff was sentenced to the maximum of 150 years in prison for swindling the life savings from thousands of people. The sentence assures that he'll spend the rest of his life behind bars with no chance of parole. Hopefully, he'll meet a love interest in prison in the form of a large tatooed Aryan nation skinhead.