Some how, some way Jesus' General has managed to get its hands on the letter Sen. Don Juan Ensign sent to Mommy and Daddy asking for hush money for his mistress! (If Don Juan has to put off wearing big boy pants, we know Sen. "Diaper Dave" Vitter (Rethug-Bordello) can loan him some diapers until he's ready.)
(Photo: D.J. Ensign, upon being told by Mommy and Daddy he can't wear his big boy pants just yet.)
