Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Dick Takes Aim at Dumbya


The rift between former Preznit Dumbya and (Vice) President The Dick appears to be widening. In conversations The Dick has had with past colleagues, he's expressing disappointment with Dumbya for drifing out of The Dick's orbit in the second term, and becoming "soft" in the face of growing public dissent. Of course, The Dick's authoritarian nature objected to Dumbya listening to the people over his sage advice, for example, to invade an Arab country that had nothing to do with 9-11, among other excellent policy successes that The Dick can lay claim to. Of course, The Dick is still steamed at Dumbya for not pardoning his fellow felon, Scooter Libby, in order to assure Scooter's permanent silence about The Dick's central role in outing CIA agent Valerie Plame.

The Dick's memoirs should make interesting reading. However, everyone needs to understand that The Dick's disappointment in Dumbya is just the beginning: this sinister man really despises democracy and our most cherished institutions above all.