Former New York City Police Commissioner Bernie "Bad Cop" Kerik has been ordered to jail by a Federal Judge after attempting to influence witnesses and jurors in his upcoming trial for corruption. He had been out on $500,000 bail awaiting trial.
As best buds with former NYC mayor and Rethug Presidential washout Rudy "Rudy!" Giuliani, Bad Cop was once Dumbya's pick to be Secretary of Homeland Security at the urging of Rudy!, but had to withdraw as corruption allegations mounted.
We wish Bad Cop the best in doing jail time, but crooked cops usually find themselves at the bottom of the food chain in the slammer. Oh, and he'll need to buy some soap-on-a-rope for those communal showers. . . .
(photo: Rudy! demonstrates the "inmate hug" to Bad Cop)
