There's word that wingnuts at Conservapedia -- a far right alternative reality version of Wikipedia -- are editing the Bible (!) in order to make it more wingnut-friendly through some nutty effort called the "Conservative Bible Project." After all, who needs that stuff about compassion, healing the sick, the meek shall inherit the earth, turn the other cheek, etc. liberal propaganda? Not the followers of St. Ronnie of Hollywood!
Jesus' General has it down to some pithy recreations of Biblical passages. Enjoy. . . and praise Wingnuttery!!
