Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Loopy Lou, Hacer El Payaso


If it were possible to invest money in political satire, this would be a great time to do it. With Winky on her book tour alone, that would generate a huge profit. Now, we have former CNN blowhard and Meskin hatin' Loopy Lou Dobbs, who is strongly suggesting that he may run for the Senate, and who would provide endless material for satire if he chose to do so (Hint for Loopy: get those dentures fitted properly! You sound like you're slurping soup). He's already trying to reverse his terrible relations with the Hispanic community over immigration reform, but most voters will through see his fakery.

Also, if Loopy were to run, there's a treasure trove of outrageous, extremist and dishonest statements from him on multiple subjects that would be an opponent's dream. And Loopy's smug, condescending, sneering persona would turn off voters in droves were he to debate an opponent. So, run, Loopy, run! You'd be a satire goldmine.

(photo: It's a little late to make nice with the Hispanic voter, Loopy)

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