There are reports that hate radio star Pills Limballs has been hospitalized in Hawaii (stalking the President, are we?) in "serious condition" after having chest pains. Not surprising, given his Oxycontin habit, porcine shape, and preference for Dominican youth.
We're certain he has excellent health insurance, too.
(UPDATE: Pills is "resting comfortably" according to a hospital statement. Maybe he just needed some extra, um. . .pills)
(photo: Limpballs attempts a self-examination in the hospital)
