Former Missouri Rethuglican House Speaker Rod "Clod" Jetton was arrested last Monday for allegedly beating his mistress senseless during a rough sex episode. Clod is also believed to have slipped her a dose of the "date drug" Rohypnol. The felony assault carries a seven year sentence and/or $5,000 fine, according to the report in the Kansas City Star.
If Clod wants some rough sex action, let's hope he receives lots of it in prison.
(photo: Clod's police mug shot. And no, we didn't Photoshop it, he really looks like that)
