Tuesday, February 16, 2010

No Boxing Gloves for Mittens


Oh my. Apparently Rethuglican Presidential hopeful Willard "Mittens" Romney aggravated a fellow airline passenger yesterday and nearly got his TV-game-show-host hair mussed. Mittens was flying from Vancouver to LA when the incident occurred, after Mittens told a passenger in front of him to put his seat in the upright position. (Hey Mittens, that's the flight attendant's job!) It's reported that "physical violence" ensued, but oddly Mittens wasn't touched (wow, he must have been wearing his magic Mormon underwear). Oops, wait: Mittens' wife was with him, so she must have protected Mittens from the ruffian.

(photo: Mittens demonstrates how he fended off the angry airline passenger using his wife as a protective shield)