Former New York City Mayor Rudy! 9-11's best friend forever Bernard "Crooked" Kerik was sentenced to four years in prison today after pleading guilty to eight felonies. Crooked Kerik will start serving his sentence in mid-May. As a former police detective and police commissioner, Crooked will probably have a bit of a rough time in the slammer.
Crooked was a protege of Rudy! 9-11, who sponsored him to be the Secretary of Homeland Security during the Bushit Assministration. Good judge of character, that Rudy! 9-11.
(photo: Rudy! 9-11 showing Crooked Kerik the finer points of prison love)
