Texas Rethuglicans have chosen secessionist Gov. Rick "Hair" Perry to represent their party in November's race for Texas Governor. Hair beat Rethuglican Sen. Kay Bailey "No Fourth Name" Hutchinson and another teabagging wingnut for the nod. Hair is remembered for his early embrace of Tea Party nonsense last spring, when he suggested that Texas might secede from the Union now that a dark-skinned Kenyan/socialist/fascist/commie/monarchist was in the White House. Hair also apparently believes that Jesus rode dinosaurs.
In November, Hair will face popular three-term Houston Mayor Bill White, who also served as Deputy Secretary of Energy under President Clinton.
(photo: Hair indicating where he keeps his secret stash of M&Ms. Mayor White should consider "Grass Doesn't Grow on a Busy Street" as a campaign slogan)
