Over the weekend, the porcine prince of wingnut radio, Pills Limpballs, was wed to a clueless woman 26 years his junior, his fourth marriage. You would think that women would avoid him like swine flu, but apparently Pills' mega-bucks trumps the gag reflex. It will certainly come as a temporary blow (no pun intended) to the underage sex tourist business that Pills patronized.
Among the attendees kissing Pills' large rump were the usual mighty righties: Turdblossom Rove, 9-11 Giuliani, and Fred "Foghorn Leghorn" Thompson. What surprised us most was the participation of Sir Elton "Sir Smelt One" John, who was bought off with a cool $1 million to perform at the wedding of a person who has opposed gay marriage at every turn. Now we know the dollar value Sir Smelt One places on his soul. Hopefully his audience will take notice.
(photo: Pills in his bachelor days, comforting the young)
