Alaskan teatard and Rethug candidate for the U.S. Senate Joe "The Beard" Miller was cited for his part in a 3-car auto accident near Fairbanks on August 24. The Beard was cited for failing to exercise "due care to avoid a collision" after rear-ending a vehicle that had come to a stop. Apparently, he can't drive and groom his beard at the same time.
Undoubtedly, teatards will read this as a diabolical conspiracy against The Beard:
1. Alaskan State troopers made the citation,
2. Former State trooper Mike Wooten ran afoul of Winky and the Wasilla mob in "Troopergate",
3. Winky endorsed The Beard,
4. Therefore a conspiracy is underway!!
(photo: The Beard heard they were casting for a Brawny paper towel commercial)