The H.M.S. Astute, a British sub with "stealth" technology, recently ran aground on a mud bank off the Scottish coast. "Astute?" Bloody 'ell! No one will say that name again without snickering. Better they should re-christen the ship the H.M.S. Asstoot, in honor of the great... um, "fraternal" tradition of the British Navy. Just a thought.
(Photo: I say, which one of you chaps was pedaling?)
