Sunday, October 31, 2010
That's "Slub" To You
Former half-term Alaska Gov. Winky You Betcha is miffed that her anointed Senate candidate Joe "Brawny Man" Miller's slipped into third place, after acknowledging that he lied to his former employer about unethical computer use. She's particularly mad at the CBS affiliate, which she says stands for "Corrupt Bastards Club," apparently not realizing that "club" doesn't start with "S."
Well, Winky bounced around several schools before grinding out a "sports journalism" degree at the U. of Idaho, where she must have earned her intellectual stripes. As preznit, she wud be jes grate, if she don't kwit!