Monday, February 28, 2011

Department of Delusional Thinking - Hollywood Division


Actor Charlie Sheen, having torpedoed his hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men," skewered its producer, bailed out of every detox program in California, and generally made a complete ass of himself on talk shows across the country, is now saying he wants a raise before he comes back. If producers are interested in having Mr. Sheen back, he can be reached on his barge sailing down De Nile.

(Photo: A man waaay past the need for an intervention.)