Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Literary World Awaits Next Bestseller

Wasilla's man-about-town Levi Johnston has a new tell-all book to be published in the fall. Wonderfully titled, "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs," it promises to reveal more information about the dysfunctional snowbilly clan. Now that Sarah "Mama Fizzly" Palin's Presidential hopes are fizzling, it may not get the attention it deserves, but we hope a salacious detail or two emerges (Did Mama Fizzly make a pass at young Levi? Was husband Todd cheating on the Wasilla Wonderwoman?). Levi promises to "tell the truth," so tell, Levi, tell!

(photo: If looks could kill, Levi would be moose meat)

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