On the floor of the Senate recently, reactionary Arizona Rethuglican Sen. Jon "Road Kill" Kyl spoke against funding for Planned Parenthood, claiming that "over 90%" of its funding went toward abortion services -- when only 3% does, and none of that is Federal funds. After being caught in his obvious lie, Kyl's office later issued what has to be the most hilarious explanation of all time: "The statement was not intended to be factual." Bwahahahaha, like every other statement Road Kill Kyl makes. Lying sack of Rethuglican mendacity.
Since then, Stephen Colbert has had a field day with Road Kill Kyl's weasel worded excuse by issuing endless "not intended to be a factual statement" tweets about Road Kill. Others have picked up the game, such that over 40 tweets per minute are being posted in mockery of this lying buffoon.
(photo: Not intended to be factual)
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Yeah, there's even more (statements intended to be factual but not) at http://www.notintendedtobeafactualstatement.com
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