A campaign worker for the Pawlenty Exploratory Committee was arrested by police in Iowa and charged with being drunk in public and trespassing after he attempted to enter a home through the back door. Benjamin "Australian For Beer" Foster was discovered banging on the door of the Steward residence by their 15 year old daughter at 3 a.m. Tim Paw's campaign has put boozing Ben on a two-week suspension.
Maybe that will chill Iowa's far-right social conservatives a bit toward Tim Paw. We'll toast to that!
Bonus #1: "Pawlenty Exploratory Committee" -- henceforth it's members will be referred to as "Pec-kers."
Bonus #2: From the "You can't make this stuff up department:" boozing Ben's middle name is "Limbaugh."
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