Nevada Rethuglican Sen. John "Don Juan" Ensign is resigning his position effective May 3. Don Juan has been under investigation by the Senate Ethics Committee as a result, in part, of hush money reportedly paid to silence the husband of an aide that Don Juan was boinking.
We trust that Don Juan will say in his final statement that he is resigning to "spend more time with his family."
(photo: "Yes, I know my wedding ring's on this finger. . .")
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