Monday, May 9, 2011

Give Me Homophobia, Or Give Me Debt!


In the past, the Beltway media has tended to portray teabaggers as fiscal conservatives, separate from the American Taliban, i.e., religious right-wingers. In remarks today at a press conference, teatard leader "Rev." William "Unholy" Temple proved otherwise. Dressed in his colonial get-up, Unholy Temple proclaimed that his Tea Party Founding Fathers organization would accept an increase to the debt ceiling in exchange for bringing back Don't Ask Don't Tell. So much for libertarian, fiscal conservative small gummint that stays out of your personal life. But then, we knew these dressed-up morons were always the far right fringe on every issue.

(photo: "One if by land and two if by sea, ever seen anyone as idiotic as me?")