Sunday, May 15, 2011

Huck Ducks


Fux personality and former Rethuglican Gov. Mike "The Huckster" Huckabee announced on his program last night that he won't run for the Rethug nomination for President in 2012. Although he said, "all the factors say go, but my heart says no," The Huckster decided that entering the race would mean forfeiting his TV / radio cash cow. He's also not a truly nasty person (as are Poot Gingrich, Rick "Frothy" Santorum, and Rump Trump), so his campaigning style might have been out of synch with his party's essence.

(photo: The Huckster's attacked by the brother of a squirrel that he had for dinner recently)