Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Our pop culture desk reports that Crystal Harris has broken off her engagement with human Play-prune Hugh Hefner. Harris, 25, and Hef, 85 going on 12, were to be married in a few days (assuming Hef's ticker holds up that long). Bleached blonde Harris is reportedly starting a "singing" career -- no doubt with some of Hef's "booty duty" pay. We can only wish each of the forlorn lovebirds well in parting, and hope that Hef stops payment on that last check he wrote to her.