Friday, July 15, 2011

Hinton, Brooks Walk Plank for Murdoch

Two of Rupert "Arrgh!" Murdoch's long-time crew members walked the plank for the shriveled bilge rat, who hopes no doubt that their departure from the Sinking Ship Murdoch will take pressure off his badly shaken media empire. Rebekah "Babbling" Brooks, News International chief, and Les "Much Less" Hinton, publisher of the Wall Street Urinal and Dow Jones CEO, resigned today, a one-two blow leaving only Murdoch's son James in the inner circle of those in charge when the phone hacking scandal was taking place. (Note to James: get your snorkel mask on - you're next!)

Arrgh! Batten down the hatches, matey!

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