The big fundamentalist gathering this coming Saturday that secessionist Texas Gov. Rick "Hair" Perry was promoting looks like it's having trouble filling the venue. Having booked Houston's 71,00 seat Reliant Center, only 8,000 free tickets have been taken. Snort. . .Bwahahahaha. Maybe Hair and his Talibangelists are getting a message from above.
Billed as a Christian event to seek God's help for a "nation in crisis" (caused largely by Rethugs), some of the "preachers" scheduled to speak are on the nutzoid fringe, and the Hair man has been under fire for that. Maybe if they promised to burn a cross at the event, it would draw more of the people they're looking for.
