As was noted yesterday, the punditocracy continues to pretend that New Jersey Gov. Chris "Kris Krispycreme" Christie is thinking about running, mainly to prolong the "will he or won't he" game to boost ratings and keep the manufactured drama alive. Here's Jon Stewart's take down of the media nitwits who won't take Krispycreme's three dozen "no's" for an answer. "YOU hear what you want to hear; everyone else hears 'I'm not running.'" How true.